GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then